Juicy paper cut

This evening, when I arrived home from work, Ellie greeted me by saying, "Daddy gave me a paper cut!"

Unfortunately, I didn't have a snappy comeback ready for her, so I could only reply, "Oh?" She went on to tell me that the paper cut had been juicy and delicious. At this, I gave Jason a look and asked him if we were raising a vampire now.

He rolled his eyes and said, "Apricot! Not paper cut! I gave her an apricot!"